I’ve decided to let all my knowledge go to waste because I now value social acceptance in groups of people who think being smart is stupid. I will never exude arrogance ever again by spouting out knowledge they don’t know. Right now my active knowledge is perfectly functional, unless if I have already let some of my knowledge go to waste.
I used to know how to braid hair, that one girl in fifth grade taught me during a three day span of really liking each other. I used to know how to lose weight until I got enormously fat, now it is hopeless and there is no way of ever gaining this knowledge again. This one time I learned how to be The President of the United States, but I ran out of money and soon lost interest. At one point in my life I used to know how to speak two languages, now I can’t speak any, I only know how to write English. When I was a teenager I knew everything about The Simpson’s TV show, but then I metaphorically moved to Shelbyville.
If I sit around all day and watch TV then my knowledge will gradually withdraw from my massive brain bank. Well… I will learn how to change the channel faster and my knowledge of The Simpson’s would return. What can I do that can make me a complete idiot instead of a partial idiot? I’d have to get rid of anything that gives me knowledge. I already got rid of all my books in a mass book burning celebration with a bunch of Hitler enthusiasts.
Maybe I can plug up my ears with cement, cover my eyes, nose and fill my mouth also, and plug each individual pore in my skin so neither of my senses gain knowledge. When I do this I will show the groups of people I want social acceptance from them and I am making a change in my life. An even bigger change than them and that I will not let anything make me smarter and they now have a chance of being smarter than me so they can easily manipulate me for their own personal gain.
But… this will show I have knowledge and I think for myself, there for not looking cool. I could just talk about how I don’t care. I could tell them I’m actively stupiding myself, dumbing myself and not smarting my brain anymore so I am that way now. I will figure out a way sooner or later. Sooner would be better because later I could be too stupid to figure out how to make myself be stupider.
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